12 Ways To Know You’re Getting Old

1. You get grumpy when listening to Beyoncé, Rhianna et al and bemoan the loss of real music.
2. You’re in bed before 9p.m on a Friday night.
3. Your body aches for no obvious reason. 😦
4. You frequently think about your pension and retirement.
5. The supplements and vitamins you take are starting to take up more space in a ‘designated’ area.
6. Curling up in front of the TV with your duvet is more enticing than a night out.
7. You can’t wear high heels for too long any more.
8. You wear socks to bed.
9. Track suit bottoms over skinny jeans any day.
10. You make a comment and you instantly know you sound like your mother.
11. You give someone a look, and you know you just gave them your mother’s look.
12. You willingly admit you are becoming your mother.