Today is my birthday and I thought it was only right for me to educate you on how important my birthday is.
Firstly, I have a movie inspired by my birthday. Yep! I’m that special. You may have heard of it. Born on the 4th of July with a little actor (no pun intended) known as Tom Cruise. Yep. My birthday is special.
Then of course the world’s largest economy only gained it’s independence on MY birthday. The United States of America and I are birthday mates. Unlike America though, no one occupied my body before my birth.
Bill Withers, Elie Saab, Gina Lollobrigida, Louis B Meyer (MGM) and Neil Morrissey (Bob the Builder) were all born on the 4th of July. You don’t get any more famous than Bob the Builder. Come on!
So Happy Birthday to very very VERY important me!